#him and his fuckass heart

[cry-ptidd]

My (undead) heart beats for you!!

Redraw of that one Valentines Day Deadpool card by Patrick Brown.

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oh, liu kang 💛

[swearingcactus]

Cassandra, and literally everyone in the Inquisition: the Champion of Kirkwall?! The guy who saved Kirkwall from Qunari invasion by agreeing to SINGLE COMBAT with the Arishok? Who was there day ONE of the mage-templar rebellion? A man among men, with wit and charm beyond parallel, AND the man who has KILLED Corypheus ONCE before; he's COMING to HELP us?!!?

The Champion of Kirkwall in Skyhold:

[kopifurann]

"Love, bluh, bluh, bluh"

[screampied]

VEGAS?? A GENSHIN PLAYER?? (Ar and favs?)

YESSSSSS (i don’t play genshin that much anymore 💔) but I DO PLAY 🫡 i am ar 56 !!! i would have been 60 but i literally dropped it bc the quests kept pissing me off ‘n confusing me 💀💀 i main the loml itto <3 i also main ganyu my favorite girl but my very first main was xinyan

MY FAVORITESSSSSS. itto’s always my number one favorite I LOVE HIM. his special events r always so sweet 🙂‍↕️ hmmm other favorites, maybe yae miko bc i pulled her at twenty pity and she still carried me in fights. but i also really love kaveh he’s so 😭😭😭 kaveh reminds me of satoru but blond

[mcyteggs]

jumper cares for rek and ro so much ☹️☹️☹️

[robotsafari]

was trying to see if i could outclass a triple-a unreal engine game in the whimsy department (i think i did.)

[ohello0]

ERIC ADAMS INDICTED

[tilescel]

A cool evening breeze, rainbows, open roads, and home

[mushiver]

Fiddauthor in fanon is often doomed toxic unrequited type yaoi, and I DO love some angst, but y'all forget how much Ford loves that guy

"His brilliant mind and amusing quirks have made this task infinitely more enjoyable"

"One of the kindest hearts I've ever seen"

Sorry. From DAY ONE being roommates in college, he ran up to Fiddleford (after he'd been crying and wanting to leave) and was like "I won't sleep until I prove your theory!!"

He was so excited to work with him and be best friends. The adoration is unreal. Fuckass BILL got in his head and turned him against Fiddleford. They were so sweet to each other, and Ford wasn't selfish from the start, but Bill went all Frodo and Gollum on him and Ford screwed up bigtime because of it

"I'm sorry Fiddleford" had been on loop in his head for 30 years, I'm not over that

[peacheeeliz]

COMMUNITY

SYNOPSIS ⤏ mark, desperate to talk to the cute girl in his japanese class, forms a study group. who knew that other struggling college students might want to join a study group?

PARING ⤏ nonidol!mark x nonidol!fem reader

GENRE ⤏ smau, written, rom-com, fluff, college au, slowburn, mark is so down bad, but so is y/n eventually

FEATURING ⤏ mark, donghyuck, jaehyun, jungwoo, and johnny from nct 127, julie from kiof, kim jiwoong from zb1, minnie from idle, and allen from cravity (+ mentions of a TON of other idols)

FACECLAIM ⤏ faceclaim for y/n purely for picture purposes!! (@ 0ki0h on ig)

WARNINGS ⤏ swearing, sexual and kys/kms jokes, pls ignore timestamps 💔, mentions of jaehyun being a stoner, a bit of bullying, more to come

PLAYLIST ⤏ at least it was here, the 88 | 200, mark | red wine supernova, chappell roan | i wanna be yours, artic monkeys | dandelion, jaehyun | just for me, pinkpantheress | snap out of it, artic monkeys | urs, niki | right here, keshi | falling in love, cigarettes after sex

STARTED ⤏ 9/21/2024

STATUS ⤏ complete ♡

NOTE ⤏ community is literally my favorite sitcom, so when their tiktoks started popping up on my fyp, i couldn't resist making a smau inspired by it 🥴

PROFILES & CHAPTERS

STUDY GROUP | MEAN GORLS | BIBLE STUDY

prologue. try it bite it lick it spit it

episode 1. community

001. i could literally kiss u

002. i love ur brother too (469 wc)

003. they're not soundproof (1046 wc)

004. what the fuck am i chopped liver (653 wc)

episode 2. fundamentals of accounting

005. seize the day

006. DAY SEIZED (821 wc)

episode 3. psychology of personality

007. the apple of my eye

008. thanks soso much

009. alpha i need you......

episode 4. problems in history

010. WHY NTO

011. GYATT DAMN

012. u told me u kissed him

013. she's so crazzzzzzzy

episode 5. self defense & combatives

014. hyuck :((

015. old barbie movies??

016. friday. three o'clock. right here. (539 wc)

017. the what on friday?

018. beat his ass mark (1039 wc)

episode 6. heating laboratory

019. concrete jungle

020. love at frost sight

021. OHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

episode 7. survey of characteristics

022. FREAKISHLY YOUNG??

023. except ur both stupid

024. (not stupid ☝️)

episode 8. intro to media communication

025. uu feel lile home

026. i wish i waa qith u

027. why does my heart still feel heavy

episode 9. critical thinking

028. we need to talk

029. am i stupid (639 wc)

030. snap out of it

031. my favorite study buddy

episode 10. team sports

032. fuckass burger

033. i gotta piss (1107 wc)

034. zombie by the cranberries (1497 wc)

035. my jellies are tingling... (1073 wc)

036. these kids are so weird,,, (1474 wc)

episode 11. human relations

037. stupid ass friends

038. FYM SADLY??

039. i love you man (1925 wc)

040. meet me at the apateu, apateu

041. my favorite part of the year 🩷

☆©peacheeeliz, 2024

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[thefriendlypigeon]

Jesus Christ that dude was menacing. Standing just shy of the rain pouring down from the overhang. Like he didn't even feel it. Yeah alright I was looking at him way too long now, shit- "Where do you think you're going?" that voice, tinged with a dangerous edge, sent shivers down my spine. Heart pounding, my nervous ass was trying to sidestep, but that man's presence was pulling me in, commanding attention and fear in equal measure. "Home. Just trying not to fucking drown in the rain, man" That asshole's eyes never even blinked and locked onto me like I was the one trying some shit. "Have I seen you before?" "Absolutely not." Why couldn't I shut up and just walk away- "Stop lying." "I'm not?" ....have I seen him before? How the fuck was his hand on my shoulder without me noticing- "Let's wait until this fuckass weather chills down and then we can go home? Do you smoke?" I didn't. I took a drag and almost died coughing. He just laughed. That's when I noticed the blood stains underneath his collar.

Little cringe fanfic for my artwork 😀

Demon!Dean out there bothering people again lol

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[railingsofsorrow]

sunlight

[jj maybank x reader]

summary: I love you's and birthday wishes or... in which is jj's birthday and you're happy to celebrate it with him.

pairing: jj maybank x gn!reader

w.c: 1.1K

warnings/content: fluff; birthday wishes; early mornings bliss; I love you's; clingy clingy couple.

a/n: basically I saw an edit or something of jj on s4 ( though I still have to watch s4 ) and i decided to write this. it just happened I don't know HOW cause I've been going through a fuckass writer's block these last two months that just... ugh. my favorite blond bringing me inspiration as it should. anyway, good reading to whoever reads this <3

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his skin was warm, like usual. dirty blonde hair pointing in every direction as you tried to smooth it out with a soft chuckle, fingers tracing the back of his neck at the same time, tugging gently at his baby hairs which were slightly darker than the rest of his strands.

you supported your body with your elbow, leaning down to press kisses against his cheeks, jaw, neck, chest, until he squirmed under your touch, mumbling something you couldn't understand with his voice hoarse from sleep.

“mhm.” you felt jj's arm wrap around your middle, bringing you closer to his body. “'s too early. go back to sleep.” he offered a soft protest against your kisses but the way he leaned in to you told you otherwise and you let out a snicker, tucking your face into the crook of his neck. so warm. so warm.

“good morning,” you kissed his cheek, tilting his head to face you. his sleepy eyes closed, lashes touching his cheek and fluttering as he tried to fight off waking up. “d'you need a kiss to wake up, sleeping beauty?”

your favorite blond's lips tugged at the edges and you grinned down at him as if he was showing you the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

“kiss.”

you laughed at his puckered lips.

“as many as you want, birthday boy.” you kissed and kissed and kissed his whole face until he cupped your cheeks to kiss you properly, bringing his mouth to yours. you let out a sigh, shoulders slumping in satisfaction. it's amazing the effect he still caused on you after years in your long-term relationship. “happy birthday.” you whispered, excitement dripping from your voice as you hugged him and forced the both of you to roll over in bed.

“thank you.” his deep chuckle was such a stark contrast against his pink cheeks.

jj glanced at you, in his waking up-wanna-go-back-to-sleep-state, the storm in his blue eyes drowning you in like nothing else. you knew what he was thinking. with time, you noticed it wasn't so hard to figure your boyfriend out by his little tells. the ones he was sure he never had but you found it either way.

right now he's thinking you remembered, you conclude by the contemplative look in his gaze.

“i'm happy I get to say this and celebrate it with you.” you added, caressing his face with the back of your hand. “i love you, maybank. you know that, right?”

“nah, I guess I might need a little persuasion to believe you...” and there he was. after his brain came out of its sleepy state, the stupid jokes would arrive as good morning.

"is that so?" you leaned away teasingly, earning a crease between his brows that put his indignation to light. nuzzling your nose with his, you could felt his chest go up and down under your palm, the movement often becoming what put you to sleep along the soft thump thump of his heart which was like the perfect lullaby. "you can go back to sleep if you want," you said, kissing his nose and sitting up to stretch your limbs and get up.

"where do you think you goin'?" Jj persuasion came in the form of strong arms caging you to him. your laugh echoed into the room as he flip the both of you in a way that he was on top of you. quite literally.

"I need to pee." you gave him a slap on the back, not strong enough to hurt but to warn him. his back muscle moved under your fingertips but that was really the only indication that he had heard you. "hey, handsome."

"mhm?" a giggle left your throat as his lips reached the back of your ear.

"seriously, my bladder is screaming." he let out a groan complaining that your bladder was very inconvenient.

"big baby." you teased after exiting the bathroom, teeth brushed and face properly washed. your boyfriend hadn't moved an inch and you would've thought he was still asleep if he weren't for his eyes wide open staring at the ceiling. "a penny for your thoughts?" you sat down beside him, the bed creaking under you as your hands trailed on top of his chest, drawing invisible patterns just to feel his skin against yours.

damn warm soft skin always inviting you closer and closer until you felt like merging your body with his completely.

“how about a kiss?” he wriggled his brows, a suggestive smirk taking the place of his previous contemplative expression.

“i think I can do that.”

“you sure?”

“yeah, I mean. maybe? I don't know, it's your birthday and all, you know...” you shrugged, acting disinterested in the act of kissing him. “i may be able to make an effort. maybe.”

“maybe.” he mocked your voice, messing up your strands by pulling them up.

“idiot.” you slapped his hands away from your hair. no time to tell him off any longer when he grabbed your face, kissing you in a way that took your breath away for a second.

jj started peppering your face with kiss, much like you did when he was waking up a few minutes ago.

“clingy much?” you croaked out in an attempt to save your dignity after feeling your face and neck warm up at his physical display of affection.

“for you, always.” jj kept holding your cheeks, forcing your gazes to find each other for a moment. sometimes you wanted to paint him, but not any color you'd put on a canvas would do justice to the ocean in his blue eyes. or the sun-kissed color of his skin.

“i love you.”

no museum could have jj maybank on display. but you could admire the art in front of you, and touch and hold and just bask in it. like sunlight dripping through the curtains in the early morning, the shy rays of sunlight that came to announce the day had started. it was warm, so warm. like home.

what a privileged life.

“i love you more.”

“nah, that's just not possible.”

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a/n²: i need one of him where can I find it

taglist: @hoeshissworld

[s4fety-1n-numb3rs]

YES. YES. YES. YES

LIKE OK BEING SERIOUS EVERYONE DOES MIND APOLOGIA FUCKING ‘he’s the logical side and he’s never wrong’ BULLSHIT WHERE ARE THE JUNO APOLOGISTS. WHERE ARE THEY. FUCK! NO ONE SEES IT THROUGH HIS POINT OF VIEW. IT’S EITHER MIND OR SOUL THAT’S RIGHT. NEVER HIM. FOR HIS ONE MISTAKE HE WAS IMMEDIATELY CAST ASIDE. OPINION STRINGING THROUGH MIND AND SOUL OUT TO THE FANDOM. THE IGNORED DISREGARDED THIRD. FUCK!!!!

NO THIS IS TRUE ACTUALLY. TWIGGY KILL THEM!!!

[louisferrignojr]

it means so much to me that tommy's reaction was simple and light-hearted little chuckle and "yup sounds like gerrard" to buck's venting about his fuckass captain i love it when buck's partners don't coddle him and hurry to comfort him when there's nothing he needs to be comforted about. like okay, you have a shitty boss, we've all been there, you'll be fine. like YEAH buck is obviously struggling but he's still doing his job and literally solving problems left and right because he's a little genius! but he's also a little bit dramatic "i think we should all quit that'll show the department how much gerrard sucks!" baby. no. anyway idk something about protective!tommy i've seen in fanon that acts like buck is a little baby lol. this is the tommy i want thank you for giving me this <3

[bootyful-seventeen]

Okay but can we just appreciate how romantic Mingyu would be in the bedroom?

He just gives me major soft dom energy and the type to hold your hand as he making love to you and praise you and just worship you.

I feel like he'd also enjoy missionary/mating press because of his height and muscle.

omg okay sorry it took so long to answer my inbox is a fuckass and hid your ask from view but still said I had 2 asks in the inbox but 100% agree.

I feel like he's quite caring and likes to be gentle too like when you're in the middle of a make put and he's pushing you against the wall. But he's got a hand cradling the back of your head so if he's a bit too rough with his strength it's not gonna hurt your skull. Or how he'd take his time undressing you and kissing over every inch of new skin that gets exposed to him no matter how many times he's already seen you naked. To him, you'd be like an art piece that he cannot get enough of.

And I feel like he'd also appreciate cowgirl to let you go at your own pace while you hold hands and pin his above his head. Or how you could see stars in his eyes when when he's looking at you. He seems like he loves missionary the most so he can look at you falling apart under him. The eye contact paired with you brushing the hair out of his eyes while calling him your pretty boy imo would have him turning so red, so fast that it's adorable. Not to mention the likelyhood of Mingyu trying to bury his face in your neck or chest when it gets a little more intense and you can feel his heart skip a beat when you press your lips to his neck and you both let I love you's slip out. Or how I like to think about Mingyu moving the hair out of your face so he can see you better when it gets a bit messed upo and hides you from him because you're his favourite thing to look at. His hands so gentle on your skin that it's feather light. God I can only imagine how soft and sweet his aftercare would be after he bares his love and soul to you